Lee Govatos Slightly Off-Kilter Since 1972.

29Aug/10

The Best Emmy Consideration Ad Of All Time.

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26May/10

Alec Brownstein Is An Evil Genius.

$6 = Dream Job. Way to go Alec.



3May/10

Well, I Just Had To Buy It, Didn’t I?

Needed a laptop sleeve for my comic-reader tablet PC. This guy won my business with his sweet talk.

the triple combination of materials industry, not hierarchical, and bubble from the ball, life is twice as common imitation bags, can be freely used.

12"-13"Laptop Sleeve Case Neoprene Notebook Bag Black

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Description: The unique clamshell design / super shock absorption function

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2. clamshell design, unlike some sections with a zipper-type will wear to the paint on your books, the middle of a unique belted design, protection of books will not accidentally fall off from the package

3. the triple combination of materials industry, not hierarchical, and bubble from the ball, life is twice as common imitation bags, can be freely used.

Other: dust, electrostatic, light, seismic effect is very good, can absorb more than 98% of the strong impact, protection from harm your love machine!

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6Apr/10

Is That A Parody Of A Disney Princess On The Back Cover Of Wizard Magazine With Her Va-Jay-Jay Out? Why, Yes It Is!

I just got my copy of Wizard #224 in the mail. Before I even got the issue opened, I noticed the ad on the back for the new Drawn Together movie. It used to be one of my guilty pleasure shows, so I was pleased to see there would be another one. Then I saw the vagina. Kudos to Dave Jeser and Matt Silverstein for sneaking a hoo-ha (shaved, no less!) on the back cover of the most popular comic book magazine in the world.

PS - You could argue that it's underwear, and the colorist did it wrong. Bullshit. It's a vagina.

the somewhat irrelevant front cover.

the somewhat more relevant back cover.

Princess Clara's va-jay-jay, partially obsured by the hand of Wooldoor Jebediah Sockbat.

Disclaimer: I don't tend to scan magazine advertisements for vaginas. It just happened.

27Mar/10

I Could Literally Watch Japanese Commercials All Day.

Hugh Jackman for Lipton.



7Mar/10

Dogs, Birds, The 1000fps Phantom Camera, And A Little Bit Of Plagarism.

I saw this Pedigree commercial as a demo of the new 1000fps Phantom slo-mo camera. Nice. The only problem I had was that it felt an awful lot like Pleix's video for "Birds." You decide.






19Jan/10

I Honestly Don’t Know If I Should Laugh At This Stuff, Or Be Scared Of It.

A flyer that was scattered around my local Post Office. Sigh.

clik tu embiginate.


sorry, i meant embgirate.

9Jan/10

Lamar Outdoor Advertising Needz Tu Werk Ahn There Speling.

It's four words. You would think someone along the line would have proofread this. I've seen these in three states, so I called Lamar's national headquarters to point it out. They had no idea, and the lady on the phone didn't seem to care at all. Fail.

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27Dec/09

Mental Note: Buy Post-Its.

From "60 Humorous Print Advertisements to Tickle Your Bones." That should keep you busy for a while.

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